I was gonna come for you hard but I’m not tryna scrap with those cats.

Who amongst us Jalops isn’t accustomed to rejection, amirite??

Is that champagne? Tan?

They’ve been usurped by feral hogs, between 30-50 of them.

Did these bad boys come with a manual?

I think the guy in the video should chew his gum a little louder. 

I was thinking Cleetus McFarland, but I could totally see the back of that black Lumina stuffed with Twinkies and guns.  Works for me...

I think we found out buyer:

Ever so sadly, I must post this pic: “More than you can afford, pal.”

A better Nissan: a Datsun. A 510, or a Z.

One day, when I’m president, we’ll ship every bro truck owner and stance driver to Guam.

Welcome back, Andrew!

Street racing... You just keep going, or you point it in another direction and go that way. Don’t overthink it, Dom certainly didn’t.

Buy another CTS-V wagon and a trunk monkey

He wasn’t asking if you have an editor, he was asking if Jesus has an editor.

What flavor liquid are you putting in your vape?

“The people who were in the van actually belong to the cat.” 

Who needs an Elf on the Shelf when you’ve got a floof on the roof?

Jonathan, that’s the saddest thing I’ve ever read on this website, and I edit David Tracy on a daily basis.