That’s one of my biggest pet peeves with Halo cars. They still want you to pay an extra $500 for floor mats. For $500k Janine the floor mat lady better personally come to my house and run a chemical analysis on all my footwear to determine the best material to make my floormats out of.

It’s suede, you uncouth peasant.

Man it’s a good thing no one’s done anything stupid like, say, plan to phase out the vast majority of cars in the US market. That would be awkward! *NERVOUS LAUGHTER*

But then how are we supposed to stalk people?

This is incredible!

Ooooooh. Now I have another goal for that day when I finally make it to Colorado.

Yeah? So?

Ah, I see it now. According to my school computer, it’s been referenced nine times. Nine. Times.

Only in the US would a car being a manual act as a security device!

That can’t be RX-8 cluster....CEL isn’t on! source: owned an RX-8 for awhile...

You seem to be unfamiliar with the sturdiness of 1980's Italian barn-craftsmanship.

Doesn’t want: A beater that is about to fall apart

I think we’re all in Accord here that he more than performed his Civic duty without having to pitch a Fit. He definitely had the Element of surprise on his side, and provided great Insight to this criminal on the repercussions of his actions.

No early ’90s Honda Accord is worth dying for.

Did someone say Ford RS200?

All he wants to do is zooma-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom

Ugh. That font gives me a headache...

Jason, you were soooo close. I agree with the adventures a British can can lead you on (my dad briefly had an MGB when I was a kid and my 1st car was a Triumph Spitfire). However, Christopher wants something with performance. British + performance is spelled Jaaaaaag, baby! A 2006 XJR to be precise. And it’s under…

We’d probably need to wait another full generation so everyone who remembers how much it sucked when they broke dies off.

“Used Magnums”