Oh no.. Do I need to rescind my guffaw now?

Sure it does. Guffaws are totally fine afterwards, provided nobody is hurt. 

Every Catalan independence supporter I’ve ever met was a wild bore, so this checks out.

I hope everyone’s ok, but this sounds even more than usual like Mad Libs.

Actually, it’s pronounced “Wild Boarth”.

Her kid’s name is Milan?

I, for one, am not entertained.

Gladiator 2: Coliseum Boogaloo

We’ve all been there

On Comedy Bang Bang, Scott Aukerman asked something along the lines of “What do you call people you admire who came before you?” while looking for the word ‘idols’ and Phoebe Bridgers said “Boyfriends?” so I’m pretty much on her side in every scenario now.

Best Onion headline of all time:

David Crosby burns bridges, not Bridgers.  

Quick - someone get David Crosby's hot take on all this!  

I read multiple books of Boba Fett as a kid and all I can say is bring back Dengar you cowards. 

Spoiler Alert: Boba Fett’s real dad is Sheev Palpatine!

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Thyme to Die!

Its no View to a Killer either.

She showed me her room, isn’t it good?
Norwegian MURDER Furniture!