“At this point, what else are you supposed to do?”

The more I hear about this Hitler guy, the less I like him.

The website is falling apart 

Testing Kinja.

And even worse, they’re breeding with Elon Musk!

Here’s some breaking news:

My favorite Alan Partridge project song is probably “Eye in the Sky.”

As long as there are grimes there will always be griminals.

You would. It’s too insane a concept NOT to watch. 

What, twice wasn’t enough?!

She was an actual high school senior at age 26? That doesn’t sound very booksmart at all!

He’s God’s publicist.

She’s a national treasure.

She’s a national treasure.

Agreed. Sbarros is the absolute worst pizza chain. There’s really no question about it.

<3 <3 <3

I used to call it “Lil Stomach Seizures”. To be fair that is technically incorrect as it caused big ones in my gut after eating it.

That was even their ad campaign: “We don’t suck as bad as we used to!”

Domino’s is absolutely terrible. To be fair, when they reformulated their “pizza” it got less shitty... but it’s still garbage.