Doll doesn’t look remotely creepy? Are you sure it’s a doll?

I’d do that

Whaddya mean ‘why is there sauce?’ Why can’t we have sauce with the candy? Candy Sauce? I smell sauce & candy?

Octocrybaby

Like all those asshole bosses say: if you got time to die, you got time to clean. 

i for one would love to see james bond on the love boat!

Its made worse because of covid.  Lot of people had time to die.

And using The Love Boat font, no less.

Martin Lawrence struggling not to vomit in an expensive car does sound like an apt metaphor for his entire career.

in the City?

No, no, no...it’s like if Comedy Central’s Battle Bots was a rom-com!

Russia’s own real-life events of Chernobyl:
“Nice day, eh? Is nice day here in Ukraine! Every day nice here in Ukraine! Ignore fireball! Is Alexei lighting fart! Americans like ‘gross-out humor’, no? Here, put on yellow ‘fun-suit’ before glowing cloud reach you! There is vodka back at dacha!”
* FIN *

Fly? Yes!
Land? No!

In Russia . . . ambulance chase you!

Here come the Judge...

I think there’s a rule about that.

The title alone gets

Why have we started using his real name since he’s accused of shenanigans?

Things I’d rather do than watch this:
Give dog a bath
Shop for belts
Sort the recycling
Squeeze blackheads
Invite the Jehovah’s Witnesses in for coffee
Write an essay on my favorite breakfast cereal (it’s Grape Nuts btw)