Said no one at all?

Well if the triplets are cute girls, there’s always the porn industry.
THESE three, I think it’s going to be the Carny.

Christ, who’s ever vagina they all crawled out of must be pretty tired.

This sounds hilarious, but also why?!

Because the out-of-touch black triplet is Benjamin Buttons.

“Secretly, there was a third baby born, a Black baby, who hasn’t been in touch”
“extra bonkers” is NOT the adjectives coming to my mind.

Maybe I’m dating myself but I thought it sounded like a Critic joke.

Phil Collins was a workin’ man he used to load that Econoline . . . van

maybe they just like the outfits.

Ok, what’s she going to sing tonight?

Would it be ironic if Alanis Morissette’s voice actually had the power to make Ben Affleck’s head explode?

it’s like raaayyyaaayyyain on her wedding day,
it’s like good advieieieieieieieieieice she just didn’t take
about a moooooveeeeee she shouldn’t have made...
and who’d ever thought we’d comment?

don’cha think?

Canada. Apparently, they all come from Canada.

Can you blame Jordan for not wanting to talk about that time he got mixed up in a meth deal and had to beat all those hookers to death with a ‘Freedom-Dildo’?

The year was 2000. Music sucked. Flash ahead 20 years. Music still sucks.

He also was the original Death in Family Guy, and much better than Adam Carolla

Isn’t just about everyone “much better than Adam Carolla,” though?

He also was the original Death in Family Guy, and much better than Adam Carolla 

Cause of death you guessed it Frank Stallone.