I thought Face Value shut down around ‘92?

Alright. You hope the kids are alright.

Must be Catholic

Putting Drew Barrymore in it is always doing it right. I have spoken.

Any y’all ever notice there’s like a lotta weird random stuff on that there intranet?

And what about Scarecrow’s brain?

I was raised Catholic & I’m gonna let you in on a secret: exorcism is not exciting, dangerous or violent. It is mostly paperwork and Latin “legalese”. It’s as tedious as removing squatters.
Now you know.

and he dyed his hair blond?

I blessed my golf club for a higher score. Never occurred to me that blessing my jizz would give it demon-slaying power.

Nuns With Nice Buns On The Run

This one time...at conversion camp...I stuck a penis-resembling carrot in my pussy!

I don’t want to watch Keanu Reeves doing improv exercises.

That chick was hott. It still annoys me when that boy Jody (Jodie? Jodi?) kisses her.

Is this guy trying to be his own inevitable porn parody?

Reimagining of Amen?

Soul on a roll but you treat it like Pope on a rope; ’cuz the beats & the rhymes are so dope!

Satan-tinged, perhaps just a touch of Satan,

Head of Local LARP Group Shirks Duties To Hang Out With Girlfriend

I thought all Spaniards were Alvian?