The gentler side of looking like a guy who has a van full of candy and should not be allowed near any child at all ever.

but many are just not ready to forgive Steve . . .

Bubba Bo Bob Brain.

There’s a growing number of coffins for vaccinated fans, too.

There’s something deeply sad about the fact that he didn’t reach his own 100th birthday. 

Shit. I’m old enough to now have that theme song stuck in my head for the afternoon. Dagnabbit!

I was told there would be no math

They’re Force-ghosts.

I like that you didn’t go with Gary Busey. You went Jake, adding one more layer of genetic degradation and unearned fame to the insult. That’s a well-crafted, scientifically sound burn. 

And the Angel opened the seventh seal.

I’ve never been a fan either. People don’t get it, as though it can’t be true, and I’m deliberately trying to be controversial.

Chet Hanks is the Anti-Hanks.

Ras Trent up there needs more coke.

When anyone asks me, I just say “It was a never-ending existential crisis, yo!”

Gene Simmons....the voice of reason

It’s weird how in 2021 Axl Rose and Gene Simmons are on the side of public health and decency

That tongue is a pretty big target for airborne droplets.

Gotta catch em all, huh Gene?