Waiting to see if his defense is, “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, while she may have been twelve at the time, we seek to prove that she ached just like a woman, yes she did, she took just like a woman, yes she did, and she made love just like a woman, but she-actually, I’d like to withdraw my statement.”

So many people disliked that show and I adored it, warts and all.

Holy shit that cut is deeeeeeeeep.  Mad respect.

at first I didn’t get this and then when I read it in my mind’s “Pam Poovee from Archer” voice, “in Soviet Russia...”, then it was hilarious.

You know that save the last 75 years or so people named tailor were tailors right? 

Aren’t you really Todd-O the Toddinator though?

Ooh, I get that reference! I’d like to imagine him and Foxy married and she basically dominates him for eternity. While solving mysteries.

...butt plugs sit on you?

This is one of the reasons why I use a Chromebook. I’d rather be spied on by Google than assfucked by Russians.

I am offended, therefore I exist

Sorry, you appear to have misspelt Nuns On The Run.

Blossom Bartokomous.

He’ll be the blandest thumb in showbiz

Werent they they the main characters from Perfect Strangers?

I think you can in Europe

 I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed. Can you ever just be whelmed?

Let's just say that the entire cast and crew now know where fudge is made.

No it didn’t! And that’s why I went AWOL....

Dear Sir, I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about this kind of behavior. Have you no decency? This never happened in the Army!

Disruptive, juvenile behavior? What did he do, pants someone or stick somebody’s head in a toilet?