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Come on, man. Give Todd a [FARTS]..

We get it. You love Cristal and dick. Jesus. Are these one-dimensional pop artists’ 15 minutes almost up yet? Don’t any of them have anything else to say? it’s not edgy. It’s not a feminist declaration. And I am sorry but you are not a body goal. It’s time we extinguished the medically false idea that obese people are…

It does sound like a term that a predator would come up with and use, and it’s a shame that seems to be the term that’s been accepted and become common parlance. “Creeping on” is definitely more appropriate. Also “preparing for sexual assault”, “priming for rape”, “conspiracy to rape a minor” etc all seem to be more…

That's what I tell my wife but she's all "it's been a week since you showered"

Callback. Well done.

Neither part of the nether regions of the Netherlands could be reached for comment.

No. But only because I won’t let him touch my IUD.

Yes. Yes I do.

Well, something's clearly afoot.

Mr. Spears sounds like a 90's porn star.

Any chance to use fingerblast, you gotta go for it.

Wow. Amazon being underhanded and unethical. Never thought I'd see the day.

I also look forward to worrying about your problems now.

“You can’t fire me, I quit!”

Russia has toilet paper?

Honestly, good for her. And now I can get back to worrying about my own problems.

Genuine class?

Great ass, Gerwig!

Led by Hilary Duff, the store-brand plain Cheerios of actresses.