I don’t know, man, if I get some video of some hilarious shit, I’m probably putting that online too.

He’s peeing on Calvin, who is peeing on a Chevy symbol, and she hates people that don’t hate Chevys.

They didn’t have time for it -- they were too busy battling Napster.

Should’ve come with a

And just think, this could’ve ALL been Greta Gerwig’s.

I’m 35 and aspire not to work any longer.

Yeah, Mozart is a better example than that other historically famous Austrian guy.

You can’t take the honey, but you can get your head stuck in a jar.

Austrians: like Germans, but fun.

Don’t know what Tigger flags represent, but Pooh flags let travelers know that your house is a safe space they can come and walk around with no pants on.

He must be peeing on a Ford logo, or the cross.

It’s a Tigga flag with an A, not the hard ER.

Tigger, please.

“And we’re bottoms and make out with twinks?” Wait, this song is way dirtier than I thought.

She probably misinterpreted the Tigger Song and thought it said, “Our tops are made out of rubbers,” and she concluded that Tiggers are not, in fact, wonderful things, but are representative of sexual iniquity.

I’m pretty sure she chose to complain about “Tigger” so she could say 83.3% of the n-word to a black person and get away with it.

Somebody told her, because she did what we are calling a ‘Drive-By Apology,’” which apparently literally amounted to a mortified Alpha Karen shouting “I’m sorry!” as she sped by the home.

[checking my Etsy store alerts]

Does anyone remember “The Young Ones” where Motörhead played this song in the guys’ kitchen? That was pretty cool. (Unless I dreamed it?)