I like to spend 20 minutes thinking of my career as a project manager right before I play “Wagon Wheel” around the campfire among friends who have no escape.

DaNannies

I wouldn’t; I’d just return them for store credit.

And was she successful?

What the heck does this 12-year-old do?

Well, she was an FBI agent.

Well, two out of three ain’t bad.

Has anyone thought to investigate the size of this woman’s feet?

For a swede who’s had English in school since “5th elementary” (about the age of 10)? Not really. Having to listen to a tape over and over again, write down what’s being said as accurately as possible AND THEN translate?

Swedish?  Who even speaks that?  It’s made up I’m pretty sure.

That’s why there aren’t any Swedes, and never have been, in the NHL.  They can’t understand English speaking coaches.  It’s science, you can’t argue with it.

Me, turning up to corporate headquarters in Sweden in full bondage gear: “With hindsight, I probably should have figured out this was the other kind of fika. I’ll just take my lube and go.”

I’m super white

The Aristocrats!

Who asks only three dentists? You obviously need five to weigh in, and ideally one outlier that you can dismiss as a crackpot.

...from what I could tell he smells like he looks.

‘Bork’ is very close to ‘bonk’. I can see where confusion could arise

Here I sit, all brokenhearted. . . .

I did none of those things, but I am glad you found something to be fake outraged by.

and Kirsten Bell