Regardless of the details, if you send a child with a stethoscope into my room, I’m leaving your hospital. I don’t care how many books they’ve read.

Yes, though my meaning was unclear, I meant to convey that anyone named Doogie is incongruously named Doogie.

I for one am looking forward to an entire shared universe of ethnically diverse precocious doctors incongruously named "Doogie."

Or a killing spree, let’s say he went on a killing spree, and that’s why he’s famous.

Because new ideas don’t get greenlit. Simple as that. We have a constant sea of remakes because that is what studios feel safe sinking their money into.

I can assure you every writer on this dreamt of doing something original instead of ‘a reboot of Doogie Howser’ - but, end of the day, they still have to pay the…

Here’s what I don’t get. As an Asian myself, why not just come up with a new IP using the same idea instead of riding off the coattails of an already existing character? It does a greater disservice in trying to diversify things. It’s lazy. Create new characters wholesale.

I can only stretch my suspension of disbelief so far. There is just no way that there are two child prodigy doctors named Doogie.

This may be the most English question in the history of The United Kingdom.

Did he rub that chia-pet paste on his head?

It’s an impressive parking job. 

Good thing no one ever gets irrationally angry in the AV Club comments.

Of course humanity is the problem, it invented Twitter!

I used to think Twitter was a bad idea, but now I’m starting to wonder if humanity is the problem.

*Walks up to podium.*

Jay Mohr wants you to know he is absolutely NOT going to brand his initials on your bathing suit area.

Mostly to pimp out their pets.

If something fucks, someone will watch it.

“Bigfoot v. Wendigo: Whoever wins, we probably won’t be affected that much.”