This is such a bizarre article. Both songs are good, but the idea that Eilish’s song “one-ups” Cobain’s because of a line about weird fans, as if no musician has ever mentioned that before, is really strange. are you okay alex

And why does this kid always look like she’s been up for five days?

Alex McLevy opens up The A.V. Club by pissing off every Gen-Xer & older Millennial.

Yep. That’s what happened. Nirvana, a band soon to be forgotten was...one-upped. By...Billie Eilish. They said “come get us” and she said “oh, here I come” and it was her against them. They were still tuning up their lil’ instruments when the world tuned into “Getting Older” and realized that they were just big ole’…

Alright, Pop...let’s go inside, find your pants and listen to Rust Never Sleeps again, k?

Didn’t Cobain already criticize the fans on In Bloom on Nevermind?

The worst cover on Eater’s debut album is of Alice Cooper’s “I’m Eighteen” because they weren’t old enough.

He’s a poor man’s Christian Bale. But atleast Bale didn’t torture people with his horrendous music.

You're tearing him apart, Lisa!

“Dude looks like he got bit by a radioactive Jeffrey Tambor.”

Don’t they have more to write about Ellie Kemper? 

Sure you’re excited by the proposed changes now, but wait until you find out you have to kidnap a gullible classmate just to get in.

Like Johnny Carson pretending he co-wrote The Tonight Show Theme

“...and on lead electric banjo...!...”

I’m pretty sure that’s the joke I was saying.
ass.

owning a chain of mexican restaurants is the only way you can be punk rock when you’re in your fifties.

You’re just mad because your dick looks weird.

My personal favorite was Popeil’s GLH (Great Looking Hair) hair in a can.

I’m afraid answering this may result in the following headline:

People keep asking Bret Michaels that.