Nobody cares.  

“I’ll tell you that movie did about as much damage to me as a movie can do,”

Outside of, say, “the Twilight Zone” I guess..?

Oh.

That is a fully erect spiderman in the header image...

But, context helps here...

“Not the kind (of cannibalism) you think”

I like beer.

Those shorts don’t go to eleven.

WAAAHHH!

Is Spiderman excited to be standing that close to Black Widow or what?

if you wanted to be a little unfair and clickbait-y

It’s all Harold’s fault:

In another universe where Tommy Wiseau had a passion for nautical adventure.

It’s like, how much more short could these pants be? And the answer is none. None more short.

Was expecting and hoping for more details on Shorty Pants.

Old McDonald Must Die

Post-credits scene where elderly neighbor Shari Lewis shows up and tells them “no-it’s not over” is amazing. Then she slowly pulls her hand out of her coat, revealing Lamb Chop, who slowly turns and says...”it’s just beginning. Baaaaaaa.” Big scream, cut to black.

Those sheep are looking pretty sinister, I assume this is some Black Phillip business going on here. 

Go home, Death, you’re drunk.

I like Ghostbusters, but I won’t lie: I don’t get the slavish love for it. It’s funny and what not, but man do folks get worked up about remakes and what not of it. And I’m the prime demo of someone who should get worked up: White guy who saw it in the original release in the theaters.