People bother to read those?

Still feels like too many women. 

Sorry, no. We were looking for Moops

“FUCK IT, WE’LL DO IT LIVE, EH, HOSERS.”

Annie’s Boobs?

Sure, have a human fuck a duck and the movie’s “terrible”, but have the human fuck a fish and they hand you Oscars.

Telling people they live in a democracy and then selecting leaders by a minority vote also seems like a terrible system of governing. 

I would like to argue against this based entirely on the fact that swords are cool and if a naked lady in a lake throws a sword at you then you have an obligation to tell everyone about it.

I hope the movie has the time to explain why strange women lying in ponds and distributing sword is not the basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power comes from the mandate of the masses; not some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t just expect to weird supreme executive power just because some watery…

The twist is that Shyamalan thought that Mid-size Sedan wasn’t too ridiculous of a name for a rapper.

Why are you not so deft? Because you don’t have a crack writing and research staff (including yourself, with a ‘search google for’ button) when you talk to people on the street.

“I’m addicted to racism!”

Or go even further and order a dozen dump trucks of topsoil to be personally delivered to your front yard.

Good thing you’re not a senator

If Burton really wants to fill Trebek’s shoes, he needs to step up his game and get robbed by a prostitute in a San Francisco hotel.

Come on. Do better.

Now where will we find another white country music singer to sing about women, pickup trucks, drinking beer, and drinking beer in a pickup truck with a woman?/s

Then they find a boom box that plays just one song. It’s the twist!

He did work at NASA for a bit in the ‘80s. Zod might remember him.

Mark Hamill has become my favorite thing about Star Wars.