That and the boobies 

Scarecrow!

And what about the pirate ghosts?

of COCK?

*sing* Well wa-wa-wa-wa Joaquin, What would your mama say?

Well my wife is certainly in line for Jason Mamoa’s muscles

Ewww. True, but…ewww

Vinnie Vincent is just fine, if anyone cares.

And for just $75 more, Gene Simmons of KISS will jump in the coffin with you!

Can’t he be both?

Quite a coup getting Napoleon Blownapart himself to play this part!

What about a fat suit? Will anyone be in a fat suit?

Have a Bud Light, Doctor.

I will now resume my regularly scheduled posting of only fan porn...

What can Chubby Cox do for me? What good is Chubby Cox anyway?

I’m 45 & he’s really working on my nerves. That’s what you meant, right?

So what does that make Blossom?

I dunno, there seems to be some divided opinion on him as well.

Do like a weird James Lipton kinda thing and ask every single actor you meet what does their pee taste like.

If I tune in to a WWII podcast, I want to hear elderly men breaking down about how Di Giacomo got his nads blown off by a mine.