Gee, sorry Patty.

...had a more thought out business plan than Chet Hanks.

Let ME guess...

Joe Rogan? Horse worms!!!

Wait, when do they play Chuck Mangione?

Well, when two Hollywooden types love each other very much...

Nell?

Succeeding where Joaquin Phoenix couldn’t.

Chet mon . . . tell me ‘bout ‘de rabbits, yuh mon . . . IRIE!

Hell, leave him with a Nintendo and a fridge full of Natty Lite.
Just LEAVE HIM THERE!

It’s Haley Mills and . . . Hayley Mills in . . . The Hanks Trap!

And that’s why I honestly believe that Hanks’ career had its origins in a slaughtered ungulate at a crossroads.

Well maybe he and Anna Kendrick can both get not-nude and do a not-sex scene together and all us assholes will still line up to see it.

You’re projecting about them saying you’re projecting.

Wasn’t there a love scene cut out of Philadelphia?

You worked for Elegant Elliot Offen?

she sounds delightful

Well, he looks almost qualified to clean Lorde’s pool.

The Obvious Lemonade is actually a better name than Chet Haze.