Zero is your limit so, none. None more smarm.

Zero is your limit so, none. None more smarm.

Good thinking getting in on this whole here podcast revolution before anyone else starts doing it.

“I just pull this lever and I’m all ‘Goodnight . . . Moon’!”

I’m sure whatever Leto does, it’ll be disgusting.

Sorry, I was talking to your sister, Febreezus.

Tom Cruise is getting some flak because he wore lifts in his shoes to play Bill O’Reilly.

“Hear that, gang? We can go back to chasin’ ghosts and goblins!”
“YAYY!”

How much notice does Johnny Knoxville need?
“Hello, Johnny? Yeah, tomorrow, you’ll stand on a mark until we smash you with something heavy and or sharp. OK? Great, see you!”

Good editors and other wizards are forbidden here!

Clifford: The Big Red Scientologist

Moraine: A powerful witch who cares a lot.

I wonder if the other 30 Patrickbatemans are this wound up.

No wonder Tom Cruise is so concerned.

That part coulda gone to a REAL Scot actor! 

Is this kind of thing really the FTC’s wheelhouse?

more like “A-lister devil’s threesome”

A reading from Matthew’s Epistle to Patrick...

Volunteer-Proo-freader.

NOT IT!