In a delightful reimagining, Reginald VelJohnson will play Carl Bratananadilewski.

Tom Cruise has been through the movies in a car with no doors,

It’s not the same!

“Eat it and get out!”

I thought you were supposed to ding a bell when you said ‘shame’.

what is he making sausage?

I’m in a vortex...

It’d be better if he shit ‘em on a Slip ‘N Slide.

Patrick, you’re throwing around “mongoloid” and “count...cunt”; I don’t think you get to nitpick anyone else’s phraseology.

Well, your neighbors might think you’re weird. Do you happen to have a Tigger flag as well?

Your autocorrect is nicer than you are.

“One liberal count...TWO liberal counts...AH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAH!”

or.

“You people”?!

He definitly will!

Didn’t you hear about Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons?

If you mean brain death, it might’ve been years ago...

How about George Washington playing a keytar?