Well, they got the worms out of the horses. They gotta go somewhere.

His nads were dripping for three days in a row?

School uniforms bring you closer to The One True God. They also help the poor kids feel better about themselves because school should not be a fashion show.

have you been checked for Big Rona?

Are we still going bonkers over the dipping sauce?

Here’s an abacus! Go make ice cream like my grandfathers used to!

yeah, but, ice cream!

C’mon guys...if Columbia can get it together...

LOAD “*”,8,1

Bleeding out of the bottom

Would you rather be the butt of early morning DJ jokes?

Bill Cosby coulda made a lotta money off this, but, you know...

“I haff no son...”

Is Feats of Acting a new Festivus tradition?

Two words for this: NICE.

Isn’t that how the mohel practices?

Ok, I guess Donald Trump’s been out of work for long enough.

Well, of all the takes of all the temperatures we’ve heard; this is indeed among them.

Can we just say none of it should be happening?