one lump or two?

Ok then, John Goodman will be the new host of Jeopardy!

I think the plan was Trebek would live forever.

Am I in the right AV Club? Should that headline not read “finally been fired”?

This doesn’t work as well when there’s more than one asshole dying on the hill.

Always take it out on an existential note.

Rachel Leigh-Cook needed bigger socks

In both pictures she looks as if she’s about 1/2 a second from committing murder. Or is she? I never saw this.

Lord & Miller sounds like a department store.

Or if Howard K. Stern was a talented broadcaster?

Can I be his naval coordinator, Rear Admiral Todd Battleship?

“Kanye, we did try to get your approval. Don’t you remember that day you were in your sandbox approving the Minister of Balloon Doggies?”

“UH-uh! That’s why we sent him to YOU!”

Life After Pablo?

Is “Rain On Me Feet” like a tribute to Merrie Olde England?

I wasn’t comfertin’ any cancer patients ‘round here! Honest I wasn’t!

Don’t you tell Yeah how to have a release party! He’s a genius!!!

They couldn’t afford editors as they blew all their money on journalists Pop-Rocks.