So I’ve got ‘till October to get in all the internet fucking and sucking I can?

gee, it’d be like if Playboy stopped having pictures of midwestern boobies or MTV stopped playing music videos.

as long as it’s not the George Clooney one

“He-Man for millennials”

That does seem to be the consensus.

Hi, Mr. President!

That’s what’s so fun about He-Man as a character. He’s very malleable.
Now, Eternia is a kibbutz.
Adam is a space dancer.
Orko is a gerbil or something.
Skeletor is an insult comic turned sorcerer. Think Don Rickles with blue skin.
And magic.
Beast Man is still Skeltor’s bitch. Even accounting for infinite universeses,…

They-Man?

Noted.

That is a remarkably sensible thing to say. Now get off this thread and don’t come back until you bring some snark, some edge-lordliness or some outright hate.
That’ll learn ‘em.

that one looks pretty cool actually

Wait, I’m Gen X and I take it completely for granted that anything He-Man, Transformers, GI*Joe, Gobots, MASK, Centurions, Inhumanoids or Jem is aimed directly at my ass.

Must be one helluva Big-Ass Twist to get me to want to go back to 1999!

his vision of the future:
A jetpack in every American garage!

Good thing he died before we found out he’s a trans-phobic, anti-vaxxxer.

Master Thespian!

From what others are sharing it might be Live Long & Boner