That Shatner’s a vampire! He doesn’t age I tells ya!

White Noise/Wheat Germ 
It’s a tribute to The Velvet Underground and Darby Crash presented by vegans.

Rappers in movies? Pfft, yeah right.

“Wait’ll you see the muffin shooter!”

knowledge = power!

...people think?

Thank you. I knew I couldn’t be the only one who saw that.

Said no one in Hollywood for the last 20 years.

Swing music went out of fashion after Jefferson Airplane cleared the way for Jefferson Starship who in turn paved the way for Grand Funk.

Neither am I.

“Duke, that’s not Clinton! That’s one of your mechanical hillbilly bears!”

this guy wants more Lokis to fuck him.

The Eternals are sorry if their decision not to stop Thorax offended you.

You got to admit, with half the universe gone, there’s a lot more room to stretch out and I finally got a primo spot at the beach!

Does that mean they’re going to take care of Bill Cosby for us?

May I offer you a Pepsi olive branch?

SPOILER ALERT:

If anyone can bring themselves to care that much about Zach Galinifillankakalis...

For the last time, it’s the “Bourbon-Stained” Bears!

Man, that dude’s in the recognitions vortex now! We might never see ‘em again!