“Step to me and say it to my mustache!”
Dude looks like the love child of Tom Selleck and John Cleese.

Under absolutely NO circumstances are you to punch Ed Sheeran in the face.

This sounds like something I’ll listen to while I’m setting my shoes on fire.

Which is a better nun movie? Every Which Nun But Loose, or Any Which Nun You Can?
The answer is, the best nun movie is Nunston Checks In

You know, if Taylor Swift married Courtney Taylor-Taylor, her name would be Taylor Taylor-Taylor.

“I Todded HARD, He-man, but I could not Todd them all!”

I’m a master of disguise. It’s actually Todd-E-Faces!

who was that?

Please don’t break the ceiling. It’s just been cleaned.

Back when the internet was a wild frontier; only explored by the bravest of nerds and porn aficionados.

Like this?

Starro the Starfish? You guys are rivaling Masters Of The Universe in on-the-nose-your-name-is-your-power names.

Sure, why not?
A butt went to the St. Petersburg Hospital and tried to explain how this Russian guy got stuck up in there?

He had the munchies after all that weed!

Get some discipline into those chaps, Sgt. Major!

from the lectern.

At least it’s not 1983's Manimal.

Must be one patient woman.

Now he’s making Rorschach tests out of his minder’s shit.