Having a “minder” must really make you feel grown up.

“nothing was said despite 4 paragraphs having been written for it.”
The AV Club

Me too!

He’s a Crane-iac, a Crane-iac, on the floor!

In Russia . . . eh, shoot, I can’t think of anything. It’s pretty fucked up.

What, Blossom?

The law firm that’ll fight hard to get you the money you deserve?

Don’t do the Dance of Joy with Richards; he might grope you.

Cool! Want to host a gameshow?

Seems to be how we elect presidents.

I don’t think they can make him do it just because a sizable chunk of the internet wants it!

Please! Let Regis Philbin rest in peace!

I thought he had to be kidding when he said “My wife said I wasn’t any good.”, but maybe that’s it?

Even though I know it to be true; that is such an absurd sentence.

Canadian grunge rockers? Do they politely ask for heroin as they tell you about their divorced parents?

And you can smoke while you’re doing it.

What about The Council Of Doom?

I didn’t major in journalism either, but one of the first things they explain in college is that plagiarism is wrong, it’s taken very seriously, and here’s all the things that count as plagiarism, so you know.

Zaronandia is a pretty cool name.