Well, there’s the butt plugs.

Give Rodney another chance!!!

Ew, “Priming For Rape” sounds like a Steve Albini song.

That’s really what I thought he meant

Must be. My man can’t even work up a *farts*

Finally Frankie!

Will Clint Eastwood make an appearance?

Careful, reaching out to the nether regions got that Sanz guy in trouble.

You know an IUD is not a personal retirement fund, right?

Wasn’t there a chipmunk character (I think on Animaniacs) who wanted to make it in Hollywood, but every time he got screwed up he just wrote peoples’ names in a book and said “When I’m famous, I’ll make a point not to like you!”
The conversation between him & his mom made me think of that.

Maybe they’re making up for letting that little Ellie Kemper off the hook so easy.

I don’t care for the term. You groom horses. We used to call guys putting the moves on inappropriately young girls (or boys) “creeping on”.
It seemed more . . . well, appropriate.

Is he defending the Pinkertons?!

Ok, since you brought it up, what struck me was how clinical they were about “digitally penetrated” and “groped her breasts” but then “butt”. Why not “buttocks”?

Scarlett Johansson and Emma Stone are arm wrestling for it.

“Yes?”

Tom Hanks is going to be in it, so it’s fine.

Neither do many of the commenters.

teenvogue, huh?