Get coffee, make copies, you name it,

yeah, right after they asked for 5 more seasons of Grey’s Anatomy and Laserface personally signed off on 20 more seasons of South Park

Cooter

This should go over like a Led Duff!

We got the United Nations in place, it’s all good.

What about Bubba Bo Bob Spears?

Zod Stiffington

Kind of a reverse-Dick Cheney?

The bird has spoken.

What are you kidding? They’re red. They’re bears. Hell yes, Russia has toilet paper! And Dad’s not wearing pants again!

Is some weird cracker-ass with a douchy name controlling your life, money and IUD?

I can’t think of a scenario where a fingerblast wouldn’t help.
(I just clicked “Add to dictionary” on “fingerblast”)

Maybe he was trying to be her “Big brown shield”.

In the nether regions of the Netherlands?

Has Stephen Colbert been notified?

Que hiciste, Ray?!

Who needs injections? Evil Peter Graves does it for me.

You mean you read it?

Nobody likes the hubris. Take a lesson from Dr. Brian May about how to be a pop star with a Ph.D.