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Todd
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Can I get a candle that smells like her pussoire?

Is your wife an orthodox anti-vaxxer? Know what I mean, say no more, nudge-nudge wink-wink?

Don’t tell me Bar Rafaeli is a non-vaxxing, Zionist, victim blamer!

Unless you’re Ham Hands Bill, in which case you measure out your Vaseline in chonks.

Bring in the Clooney for the Prominent Nipples Batman.

“...and the Oscar for Best Picture goes to...”
*fumbles envelope*
”Jingle All The Way!”

“Wait’ll they get a load ‘a ME!”

A:TLA
Aqua: Teen Lover Association?

Well, this sounds like a lot of fun. maybe it’s time for Todd to finally get into this thing.

Cumberbatch!

Oh fiddle-dee-DEE, Big Daddy!

Thank you! Finally some love for Airheads!

Leave it to the pros...

and Hanks got his ass fingered?

same as in town!

No, schit...

End-blown?

Festivus miracle?