Spiteful and emotionally stunted is how I’d describe a chunk of his body of work.

My mom tried to stop me from becoming a highly successful narcotics and sex trafficker.

I’ll have to take your word for it as I’m neither Swedish nor a hockey fan.

Did you know that in Swedish “ditto” can mean “I agree with you” or “let’s take the public transit to the outdoor skating park. Because it’s fucking Sweden!” depending on the context and inflection.

how does this not get more stars?

Wait, why have you been shitting on it up till now?

I use my keys.

mmm, tuna candle.

It’s the one we can all agree on!

How old do I have to be to stop giving this particular fuck? I can’t wait!

Gonna guess the DMV or The Port Authority rest room.

he looks like he spends a long time in front of the mirror to achieve that tattered bedraggled look.

Shia does seem like someone who could be easily influenced.

Cigarettes and deep sorrow?

I’ve heard that about Pitt, but Annniston doesn’t strike me as “4:20 friendly”.

How do you know all this stuff?

You know a lot of dentists.

Nobody’s looking for you & your common sense on this thread!