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Todd
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What about Chris Rock?

I think you got it just right

Swedish is hard to translate to English 1:1.

So Swedish is hard to translate to English, 1:1, huh?

They probably have the right idea, but it was nice while it lasted.

A baby cries, a cop dies...

and they celebrated every mission with a brace o’ Thalidomide-tini’s!

He’s in the bathroom. He says he’s busy.

Did you know the singular of confetti is confetto?
My parents were Italian party planners.

Cobie Smulders admits to suffering mental and emotional distress after agreeing to play Ann Coulter.

Meanwhile, Octavia Spencer & Fred Armisen can’t leave shit on the table.

oh man, I haven’t thought of that in a while. Now I need to leave the room for approximately 4 minutes.

“thinly”...too easy.

In that case, fuck it. I won’t watch it!

Chili gave me the runs.

Yeah, my takeaway to “they drew weapons but...didn’t escalate” was “So she’s white”.

Drew . . . Barrymore . . . ?

He may be willing to take it...