Apparently we need a hardline. Asking nicely has been tried, as has presenting scientific data, appealing to common sense and decency, and even offering Walmart gift cards!

Starting next week we’re wearing masks at work again. They told us yesterday (Thursday) to start wearing them Monday. I guess today (Friday) we’re all just supposed to take really little breaths.

In my day, we got our news from Jon Stewart on Comedy Central. And we liked it that way!!!

You mean The Return Of Skywalker?

Are you here to fuck the wookie?

it sucks out here.

As long as there’s a clown, I’m in.

Amazing Smack-Down Action?

Image 1: You sure it’s the butt that’s doing it?
Image 2: Oh, yeah, I can see it.

don’t you mean “Aye, Dios mio!”?

Eastwood flies, and so does my heart
In his kite made of sticks and strings and Depends
I hope doesn’t’ get the bends
I go along for the ride
I’m not stupid like the rest of them, Eastwood, Eastwood, my sweet friend

It’s a cock!

It’s called Manoel Sits And Waits

Geriatric dick jokes territory:
Does that mean the jokes are old, or they’re about old dicks?

Death Ray?

Blame It On The Death Ray
A schlocumentary by Todd. Coming this Christmas.

Mike Richards: The other white meat!

Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy bo...t...

And he’s got a granite butt!

He’s of the same lineage as Buck Head Wendy