Why don’t you just win the lottery?

Will there be Fboys (boyz?) on this island? Or am I getting confused and conflated again?

They could get somebody from TLC. The channel, I mean.

There must be...1001 ways to lie to Congress...

Comment/username synergy!
Also: “Shut yer fucking face, wookie fuck-aaahhh!”

No wonder they were feeling saucy enough to buy the Casa Bonita!

Meats & vegetables, fine.

How many times has he had crabs???

Isn’t that what drops out of airplanes?

Some people think it’s funny

Dick Talk...no, I was not.

More bi-confusion; just what the internet and the world needs right now.

“Hikery-Tikery-TOK! OH!”

What did you skip grade school?

You can make the bees happy and encourage them and not eat the honey, right?

why are you telling me this?

What if we gave the dragons tits?

I knew if I hung on to my Jake & The Fat Man Parcheesi set long enough it would be worth something.

You need any ketchup packets? We can deal.