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SomeGuyInVA
toddherr
Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base
You dumbass... Harper was stopping at third no matter what there. Kang’s played didn’t change that at all. The ball was backed up so Harper wasn’t getting another 90 feet on the play. But go ahead and keep supporting your boy. Net you say he shouldn’t be being investigated for assault because that girl was wearing a…
In my defense, I recently (barely) passed my Statistics class, so my brain is still thinking in vague numbers, not the actual maths. Also, i was pretty lit last night.
ty for the maths
At least he threw it in a dumpster and not on the side of the road. That would bring a tear to anyone’s eyes.
[scribble notes furiously]
I’m not so much worried about the size of my child’s penis, but its blue-green hue worries me a bit. WebMD says he might have “peter teal syndrome”?
“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”
See: The Masters.
By chance is this one of those things I wouldn’t understand without being there?
Dunn is a senior, and he was listed as the second running on the team’s depth chart last year. He was apparently supposed to compete with freshman Mike Weber for the starting job this year.
Ralph goddamn Macchio. ‘NUFF SAID.
That’s not funny, I accidentally killed a guy with sandpaper, I only intended to rough him up a little.
Like a wrestler could ever win a lawsuit against a corporation.
Look, I can respect a lawnmower beer. Hell, on a hot day, a cold Miller Lite is pretty damn good, party or not. And while I don’t particularly like a Bud or Coors Light, I’ll drink one in a pinch.
Old Golf Pro: “Wow! What’s your handicap?”
Girl: [gestures towards her parents]
Spades is a black game? I never knew. I always just considered it remedial Bridge.
Get loafer socks. Your feet will thank you. Johnston & Murphy sell great ones @ $8/pair, but I've seen others.