I was expecting DHF this week to be headlined "Cockblocked By Invisible Girlfriend!"

ND's loss to BC in 1993 was at home, not at BC.

Hey now; we're talking about baseball here. The correct term to use is "horseshit".

Peach Bowl's been around since 1968, which makes it eight years older than the Independence Bowl, so yes on the Peach Bowl.

For about 3 1/2 paragraphs, I thought Trent's story was going to be Drunken Incest Failure...

You think you're pissed? Can you imagine the lawsuit Discovery Channel will file when they figure out they've been had?

Ringolsby's ballot had Kimbrel listed as 2nd for NL MVP, not Cy. No one else had Kimbrel higher than 5th for MVP.

Is Mad Elf a year-round offering now, or is it just available earlier this year?

His "Grab everything that kills" line as the sheriff in Porky's still cracks me up.

Needs more Mike Curtis

There might be a "stare at Amy Adams" joke to be made here, but that might be treading dangerous waters around these parts...

Judging by the smile on his face, the guy in the white shirt's opponent must've played 'paper'.

"Jane was sleeping with a fairly famous actor who you know from many popular TV shows."

I started rooting for them in '72, and late last season, I not only gave up on them, I gave up on football entirely.

I kept staring at it and wondering if he'd misspelled putrification.