Games have sliders for character skin color, body type and other attributes, why not add a slider that changes the voice pitch of a few dozen base options or your microphone?

Me and my pal finished a mission and were both completely out of ammo. Yep, a guy named LEDZEP(something) shows up and begins to slaughter us.

After both of us dying half a dozen times we reach the safety of our camp. With the white flag up, LEDZEP comes in and still harasses us non stop.

A few minutes into this he’s in…