“Bombing” a shelter that jihadist militants are purposefully drawing fire toward to make Israel look as bad as possible and storing weapons in, maybe.

FYI to comments section: saying you never liked Johnny Depp’s movies anyway does, in fact, make you a better ally of domestic violence victims than people who were fans of his.

The Sandler movie was apparently successful on Netflix. The entire population isn't Jezebel commenters.

What, is he wrong?

Methinks Jezebel doth protest too much. We get it, you’re body-positive, but all the stuff about Ashley Graham “allowing” Joe Jonas to touch her and her being a “general goddess” is overkill. This article would never be written this way if, say, Hailey Clauson was the girl in the video.

One of the many reasons i envy him.

If the guy who harassed Amy Schumer was white, what’s the over/under on how many comments about “white men feeling entitled to women’s spaces” would have shown up here?

You need new influences.

God, you must've thought so long about the perfect insult to lay on Kirk Cameron, and you came up with...toilet boy. You are a true mediocrity.

Boy would the tone of this be different if the 40-year-old was a woman.

Cool. Wonder what a black Jezebel writer thinks about it.

Not if you're doing the same job.

Little on the nose. This is like the sketch equivalent of one of those lines on John Oliver/The Daily Show that seems more designed to inspire a self-congratulatory round of liberal applause (“good for us for having the correct opinion on this!”) than actually being that funny.

The question is, though, who is he really hurting here? His fans, many of whom probably hate the law as much as he does, are the ones being punished here. I know there’s another side to this, but it’s not like this was a private show for the governor.

This is a great story about how you were the only person who really “got” the OJ trail.

No one uses social media to say “yeah, that poem was pretty funny.” They use it to get disproportionately pissed off.

You’re writing for Jezebel. There’s room for improvement.

Well, if she's plus-size, she couldn’t hide behind her thinner friends.

I assumed Trump supporter from reading your writing. One white male mediocrity finding a kindred spirit in another.

There’s no way that’s true.