A decent g-damned pizza burger. I can't seem to find these anywhere outside of Eastern Montana. I'm not talking about that gross travesty with the rubbery cheese in the middle. I'm talking about making a full on mini-pizza on the grill where the "crust" is made of burger, topped with pizza sauce, mozzarella and…
Working at Gawker Media is a dream job for many of the women on staff here at Jezebel. This is a place that takes…
When I worked at a major coffee chain, there was an old woman who'd come in sometimes with her husband. And each time, she'd insist we brew her a new pot of decaf coffee because, "I have a heart condition and my doctor says I can't have a lot of caffeine." A) you're ordering decaf. B) the caffeine content of decaf…
I would charge him $30 for being such a dipshit.
What I immediately pictured....
Several years ago, I was dating a wonderful woman who was eight years older than me and had a 5 year old daughter. It was her first experience dating since her divorce, and my first experience dating somebody with a kid (I was only 20 at the time), so we both agreed that we'd wait awhile before I was introduced to her…
Well, since I've built up an immunity to Iocane powder...
Your letters!
