Well, some fan theories posit the Jetsons and the Flintsones occur at the same time, and that the Jetsons live above a civilization bombed back to the stone age, so it’s not all bright-eyed optimism.

My goodness, such snarky, troll notes. Granted, I read “You’re no Barbara Cartland” (whose daughter was immortalized in “Diamond Smiles” by The Boomtown Rats) and I thought “THANK GOD.” You are also no Danielle Steel or James Paterson (did I mention THANK GOD? THANK GOD!).

Agreed. But, in the defense of sitters...you could still lose your fingers, depending on the kids.

Sound engineer here. You're hearing the vocal without the backing music here, taken directly from the mixing desk. At 0:55 the band joins in with bass, drums, etc. and the dancing starts, but you can't hear them in her microphone (pro microphones are designed to have minimal pick-up of 'off axis' sounds. It's a weak…

A decent g-damned pizza burger. I can't seem to find these anywhere outside of Eastern Montana. I'm not talking about that gross travesty with the rubbery cheese in the middle. I'm talking about making a full on mini-pizza on the grill where the "crust" is made of burger, topped with pizza sauce, mozzarella and…

When I worked at a major coffee chain, there was an old woman who'd come in sometimes with her husband. And each time, she'd insist we brew her a new pot of decaf coffee because, "I have a heart condition and my doctor says I can't have a lot of caffeine." A) you're ordering decaf. B) the caffeine content of decaf…

I would charge him $30 for being such a dipshit.

What I immediately pictured....

Several years ago, I was dating a wonderful woman who was eight years older than me and had a 5 year old daughter. It was her first experience dating since her divorce, and my first experience dating somebody with a kid (I was only 20 at the time), so we both agreed that we'd wait awhile before I was introduced to her…

Well, since I've built up an immunity to Iocane powder...