And nobody needs to see my big ol butt 2 times in one article.
(Although it does prove that I'm only 60% ass instead of 100% as some would have you believe.)

Also it would have been nice to at least get a heads-up that AV Club was going to use my picture.

Provocative headlines aside, this has been an interesting couple of days.
I've been a lefty, super nerd weightlifter for 20+ years. I started because as a short weirdo I was constantly bullied. Then as many a nerd do, I tried to be as Batman as possible. Lift weights, get strong. Spend 5 years training in unarmed…

Hay guys, what's going on ITT?