Come at me, but this “emotional support animal” is bullshit. If you need help with flight anxiety, take a tranquilizer or booze, like a normal sane person. Animals - no exceptions, dogs, cats, whatever! - have no business inside a passengers cabin.

People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…

I gotta say, good for him to taking it in stride.

I was a 10-point baby born in India.

You make very good points.

Golyf Woods
Swimyng Ledecky
Gianbayseball Stanton
Mykskila Shiffrin
Metta World Peace

A tennis player named...Tennys?

Fuck context, I always say.

Great sentence, but ... what?

GRONK LAUGH AT TOMMY FOR JAMMING ON HAND TOO HARD BECAUSE GRONK HAS DONE THAT [giggles] BUT THEN GRONK LEARN GRAVITY OF INJURY SITUATION AND NOW GRONK SAD

Coldstone.

When’s Last Action Hero 2 coming out?

The best helicopter landing I’ve ever seen at a championship event was definitely the one that landed during the Penguins/Blackhawks Stanley Cup in ‘95.

Since Trump was in attendance there were actually two soft flanks.

Down to the waist or up to the waist? I’ll hang up and listen.

For what assets exactly? Look, it’s just not that difficult to acquire a couple of Lithuanian balls.

from the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourself. please, go fuck yourself. fuck yourself long and hard and thoroughly. fuck yourself harder than you’ve ever fucked yourself before. fuck yourself like you mean it.

Oh fuck you.

Ah man, now I have to go back up and take back my star.

The police have nothing to go on.