There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

The real issue is: why does it have HANDS FOR FEET?

I hope he is not talking crazy due to a relapse or something.

Who the fuck is Nev Schulman?

Motherfucker, I’m from SFC (STORRS FUCKING CONNECTICUT IF YOU HAVEN’T HEARD) so you KNOW I hate ANY BITCHASS from the Metropolitan Orlando Area, and that includes YOU Pluto you stupid dog! How come you can’t even talk like that dumb Goofy motherfucker? Yeah, I said it, CAM (come at me!). HUSKIES!

+2 low-hanging fruit.

Meanwhile, KaepLifestyle.com remains down from a coordinated denial of service attack.

+1 running with the devil

When I was a kid, people in my parent’s generation were immediately suspicious of anything that came from the internet. “Don’t meet anyone from the internet in real life!” “You can’t believe that, it’s just on the internet!”

But will he be good when the playoffs come? That’s the real test.

Choke the Raven nevermore.

His Twitter feed reads like he’s butthurt real bad.

McAdoo says he is not interested in perceptions that he has lost the team.

Bauer’s night was a right wing fever dream about Columbus Day come to life: an Indian getting absolutely killed out there and then getting triggered about it.

That’s a nice case for MVP you got there, Aaron Judge.

After retiring from Ligue 1, Zoural was immediately signed to a 3 year/$9 million contract with MLS.

To be fair to Lester, that wasn’t even the best Nacho highlight of the day

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

...but two Wongs don’t make a White.

You should see Hartford right now. If Aetna’s not going to not pay taxes here anymore, then by gum, we’ll find someone else to not pay taxes here, come hell, Hamilton Nolan, or high water.