...but two Wongs don’t make a White.

You should see Hartford right now. If Aetna’s not going to not pay taxes here anymore, then by gum, we’ll find someone else to not pay taxes here, come hell, Hamilton Nolan, or high water.

I find it hilarious that apparently Ben Affleck royally pissed off Michael Bay by repeatedly asking the director to explain to him why it was easier to train oil rig workers to be astronauts than vice versa.

When you’re running your club into the ground, you don’t stop so close to the finish; you dig deep and find the energy to finish the job the right way.

i thought matt harvey was dead.

The knee bone’s connected to the beer gut.

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

How the fuck does bizarro Ross from Friends still have a job?

The racists are scared to death to turn this into a shooting war, because they would find out real fucking quick how small their little chicken shit club is.

Little Orphan Fanny’s Secret Decoder Cock Ring

Eh, they’ve owned the Jets for years now...

I think by now, most Mets fans are angry that the games start at all.

copy editor: better make sure this is right

What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

NOT SURPRISED to see what happens when the German don’t even put up a propper wall! SAD! My prayers are with the GERMAN peoples!

Kenny Lofton is still playing.

arrested at 3am, booked at 7am

Um,

The damage caused by Roger Ailes is truly breathtaking in its impact and scope. Professionally, he was a proto-Rove Richard Nixon accomplice and enabler who went on to found the most powerful and pervasive propaganda network in modern history, which was profoundly responsible for training millions to disregard…