Came here for this.

George Springer went to UCONN.

That kid is fucking tall.

The horse burger cart in Tivoli Park puts Shake Shake in Madison Park to shame.

Isn’t this what Eisenhower thought Hitler had done to Bavaria and went south?

He should have said UTC. I’m thinking Malloy will slit his wrists to land Amazon.

My god Gardner is such a bitch.

We call this “dudering out.”

For chrissakes, is it really “on accident” instead of “by accident”? I have always hated it when people say that, it sounds so stupid. If I have to start saying “by purpose” I guess that’s just my cross to bear.

I eat tamago gohan a couple of times a week for breakfast. No problems here.

That’s a lot of white beef there at the end.

Themis Klarides is the State House Republican leader and the General Assembly is on a tightrope of budget brinksmanship with the end of the fiscal year a week ago. When I read the Courant article on the shitter yesterday morning and saw she was trying to score points with her constiutency on this issue I almost…

We have to just accept that Serbs are fucking weird people.

Let’s see that in an instant replay!

Have you met the Serbian Joe 6-pack? I am sure this is playing well at home.

Oh man, that would definitely send Uncle Ed to his grave.

You’re name says it all you drunk asshole.

Marlins Kid’s mom?

What a great birthday present.

Does CBS really pipe in bird songs? Yesterday one of the announcers noted: “the crowd is so quiet all you can hear is the chirping birds...” Or something to that effect.