UCONN alum here. Never got into UCONN football, never will. This guy is a douche. Give it up, go back to 1A and end the perennial drain on UCONN’s resources.

Does this thing actually work?

Does this thing actually work?

So thirsty.

Great handle.

Love that this is posted right above the Eddie Lacy post.

Donald’s candidacy is proof positive the Dems have maintained stronger loyalty during this election. They rallied behind a longtime soldier to hold off an insurgent who had never contributed to their organization, Repubs did not.

No.

Despite the overwhelming evidence Ryan Fitzpatrick did not show up for the Jets game, there’s no way this could have been him. What with the feet first slide and all.

This is good Kinja.

Check out the yaw control on that kick.

What?

You are wrong sir! Take it like a man.

You had me at random.

I made a note of many of these towns (Cooter jumps out at me the most) when I drove from CT to CA as an 18-year old fresh out of high school. Honorable mentions should go to Bald Knob (although I can’t remember what state) and Boner Ranch. Technically not a town or city, more of a state of mind.

“Sad!”

Hands off Tom, this is a subject only Burneko can handle.

+1 “Ha Ha!”

You are some kind of special.

Wait, a rocket shot to the head is “karma” for a legitimately called penalty that was so stupid and obvious that the sideline ref saw it from 30 yards away? Tough love bro.