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Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

Every entrant in the Democratic primary potentially will draw votes away from the eventual nominee. Some supporters of primary losers ALWAYS ends up not voting for the nominee in the general. A segment of Clinton supporters didn’t vote for Obama in 2008. And 2016 was a unique year, and Sanders a unique candidate, that

Like great-great-’gran-owen always said, ‘Never trust a man with neon purple hair who streams video games as a side gig.’

The words ‘courage’ and ‘toughness’ and ‘guts’ are thrown around routinely in pro sports, but all those apply in spades to Lindsey Vonn and her co-competitors. The unbelievable speeds they generate on skis on seemingly vertical surfaces and slopes of ice has to be witnessed to be comprehended.

That part stood out to me too. They explained it very clearly and I agree with their reasoning as well. By adding the line “He did not address why the team decided on the name despite already knowing about the negative connotations” at the end only makes it look like the scientists had ulterior motives when that is

Why would there be a floor to the price of a financial instrument that has no utility? And requires a massive and expensive infrastructure just to exist?

I can’t wait to hear that this video is “not representative of who am I as a person.”

I can absolutely, unequivocally state, in front of God and all of Deadspin, that I, an Eagles fan who has spent the last year reminding everyone, especially those who didn’t ask and ESPECIALLY friends and coworkers in Minnesota where I live, that I am an Eagles fan, deserve this. I DESERVE THIIIIIIIIS. Jesus H. Christ,

Total media operating costs go down. Upper brass keep same salary. Middle management keep salary. Grunts who do the work are now <25 and working for peanuts. Welcome to the rise of these types of asshat middle managers who string kids along at the promise of a real paid position, that will turn out to be glorified

2/ Contact me if ...

“Contact me if...

...you think a pencil drawing that makes you look like Louis CK is a great idea for a Twitter avatar.”

“...if you know what Twitter is.”

“...if you know what an Avatar is.”

I was perfect for this except I don’t know what a sentence is,

The perfect candidate to dazzle this asshole with brilliance is Deez Nuts.

You’ve heard of Twitter.

I think he’s a stupid person’s idea of what a rich person is, a stupid person’s idea of what a smart person is, and a stupid or weak person’s idea of what a strong person is.  You can be poor and still see people like Warren Buffet or Mark Cuban as a better alternative to Trump--you just have to not be stupid.

Any Democrat who uses the word “bipartisanship” needs to be politely escorted from the building and cordially asked to never return.

THANK YOU. It boggles my mind how immediately defensive so many gamers get when anyone says even the smallest negative thing about anything at all surrounding the pastime. A little self-examination is not a bad thing, folks. 

Yesterday, NPR published an article titled “Right-Wing Hate Groups Are Recruiting Video Gamers.” It’s the latest, most exaggerated version of a gaming-flavored narrative woven by elite media orgs in an apparent attempt to explain the rise of right-wing extremism in America.

Needs more true leftist podcasts, like Cum Town.