Please enjoy our very good dog.

Yeah, Astoria is the shit. I’ve been here for over 6 years, and have a 2BR with a private backyard and parking spot for 2500. Would easily be 4500-5000 in Manhattan, if it existed at all there. Sure, it’s not a mansion outside of Dallas, but why would I want to live outside of Dallas.

Everyone sign up to be an organ donor! Don’t let your organs liquify for nothing.