Oh, no. A round trip flight from Nairobi to Honolulu would be painfully long. 

Trum-pets are gonna have a field day on this. 

What about potentially dangerous/problematic people? Can you refuse to drive people you think may be potentially violent?

Congrats dude.

My advice if you’re not the type to swing a hammer and fix things yourself become friends with a good Handyman willing to do small jobs. Nothing worse than breaking a window or something in the dead of winter and realizing there’s not a contractor around willing to come out for such a small job (and…

Based on my understanding of Eastern European emergency response, all the guys that left are going to be really upset they missed the end of the game just so they could lose Jason Bourne in a crowd again.

I mean is there really anything more American than a fat, bloviating old white guy being an obnoxious dick to everyone around him while accusing them of doing things he himself is far more guilty of?

Cephus sounds like the last name of the neighbor that has a 1987 Monte Carlo SS rusting out that he SWEARS he’s gonna fix one day so he won’t sell it to you. Mr. Cephus did 17 tours in Korea. Cephus’s daughter is fine as wine. Cephus would have gone pro if he didn’t hurt his knee. Cephus don’t know if it’s your…

I think this is the thing that’s tough to swallow, and why so many white people come here to say “not all white people!”

Look at dude. You know he’s gotten into some 2 cases of Budwiser/half a bottle of Jack 2 am air guitar sessions in his lifetime. 

Fun reminder that the world came to an absolute stop when Sam Bee called Ivanka a cunt for being silent on child separation.

And in 40 years, someone else with newer tech will attempt (and hopefully succeed) something similar. I won’t bite my thumb at the present in honor of the past when this is something that I wouldn’t/couldn’t/shouldn't do my damn self.

No doubt about it, Pastrana is a great rider / stuntman. I would not even think about attempting this. But....

For the other white people in the grays:

Or the Allman Brothers. 

“as he disrespects his country by sporting an American flag on his head, in violation of the U.S. Flag Code, which states: “The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery.”

From: Michael Harriot

You’re going to spend your last day here explaining things that are way too nuanced for a Trump supporter to accept?