I bet they play cornhole in the front yard too ;)

I’m not pulling out a grey but yea I know that actual medieval peasants were oppressed. That gif though is from something called a comedy film. But you probably already knew that. Go bother someone else.

“Hippies and dems exploit this photo to push their agenda. These children getting plenty of fresh air and exercise. Dems should join POTUS to bring peace to Vietnam.”

I love it when you dirty diapers prove my point. 

Any DPRK textbook will tell you Maradona wasn’t half the player Dear Leader was.

Jorts, man. You can always come back to Jorts.

That was pretty cool, but my big takeaway is that Maradona looks like the reheated corpse of Kim Jong Il.

“Wearing cargo shorts, trucker hats, driving diesel trucks with blue lives matter stickers, littering, drinking budweiser, being misogynistic - all of that shit is lame and laughable.”

White people being told “NO”, and white people being told the truth results in their feelings hurt, and their comfort levels obstructed. Michael, you truly have been on a roll lately. Have you been consuming Wheaties?

Pictured, white people shouting about their “oppression” while they are enjoying that privilege.

Black people are greasy and all have diabetes

Fun fact: This dude is only 36 years old. Did he drink from the wrong grail or some shit?! 

Okay, I’ll be that guy. If you claim to enjoy nature and also need to plan your camping trip around various substances, it might be time to reevaluate your relationship to said substances.

The purpose of child support is, upon the separation of one parent who works and another who does not, that the parent who does not work be able to continue to support themselves and their children, maintaining the financial relationship which predates the separation. The needs of the un-working parent and children…

Goddamn who knew Ebroji was bringing in that kind of bank?

Fuck me. You’re telling me that all I had to do was eat a few more hamburgers? I could have done that.