Don't forget brown diesel station wagon.

ugh. fine. http://jalopnik.com/tag/save-the-m…

I might have to overnight this from Japan.

Hey Evan - you should update the post. The Add-on will actually be FREE at launch (3/27 - 4/10)

"manual transmissions are the ultimate theft deterrent"

Sounds like a good time, 10/10 would heat. Sounds like a very cool car overall.

The battery is disconnected, but never, EVER disassembled at the dealer. Manufacturers all but forbid it. At around 300v of DC current, there's too much liability for a manufacturer to assume to start telling techs to tear into individual cells like that. If an individual does that, it's fine, but never at the dealer.…

Before we say HAHA STEALERSHIP lets look at it in their (my) eyes, okay?

Computers.

More specifically ECUs

The only way they can control a car by hacking is by hacking the drivers arms off. What malicious bit of code are they going to send to stop me from putting the vehicle in neutral? Or pulling the handbrake? Or turning the key to the "off" position?

Cheap?! for a pile of metal, 3 grand is not cheap. You've got some weird perceptions there

the 2014 Jeep Grand Cherokee features a 35.8-degree approach angle, a 29.6-degree departure angle and 23.5-degree breakover angle.

Not sure I'd agree. GM could have just called it the Caprice SS, but they dragged the Impala name out of its 20 year retirement as a marketing gimmick. Later, the Impala name wound up on a full-size FWD sedan, because that's where it was originally, aside from the drivetrain layout. But, if you consider that RWD was…

What paths could you possibly find in this? (if pic doesn't show, it's a Pathfinder)

Roadsters. Miata competitors. We've had exactly one half-baked attempt at an affordable rear-drive roadster in the past, what? two decades?

Haha yeah you would. BTW I'm starring everything you say to get you more "out of the gray points" lol.

I hope these c**ts had their cars impounded.

Thank you Jalopnik for not putting "hero" in the title somewhere this time when people drive irresponsibly on public roads.

It's not too high of a price, and comes with a boatload of upgrades, but the cynical buyer in me is screaming for paperwork that proves the manual tranny and the other upgrades weren't performed in Cousin Billie Bob's back yard.

Orlove, I used to like you, I still probably do a bit.